Sunday 9 June 2013

The future of carrots

What is the future of carrots? Isn't it obvious? World domination. The way I see it, carrots are in a prime position for takeover. Carrots grow on almost every continent and have a variety of species including purple. Now, carrots are constantly evolving. Sooner or later the carrots will evolve to the point at which the can move and think on their own accord. When this happens they will start destroying our food supplies as revenge for having eaten them for so long. When we are starving and have little power left the carrots will step in and overpower us, making us their slaves. Before long we will be working in the fields helping grow their young. To maintain power the carrots force us to eat all other vegetables and fruits to keep them in check so that their is no chance of anything rising against them in their new position as the dominant species on the planet. Also they exterminate their natural predator, the rabbit.

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